Description
F*CK LOVE UNICORN
- Sits roughly 8″ high
- Soft embroidered eyes and nose
- Gold metallic horn with purple stitching
- 3.5″ long tail
- Super soft fur
- Mini t-shirt is removable
*no refunds or exchanges.
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F*ck Love Unicorn
$24.00
Write or Die
My tactic: sending sexy dressing room photos, because he always says “You need to get that.” And he never asks about the price. #marriage
I don’t know if I’m more excited about the view or that I’m posing next to the word TRASH. #lizzo #iz #da #queen
I like thumb-holes, I like loopholes, I like assholes, I like Lizz-o. See that, I’m basically Eminem. Don’t box me in guys, I’m still holding out for a rapping career. A A Facebook quiz once told me my rap name was Centipede Shortcake. So there you go... • • • In other news josh and I have a date WEEKEND. What! What!
I’m blissed out and ready to fall into cozy weather. Have I ever told you that I have sound machines all over my house that play rain and thunder all day long? A writer’s gotta do what a writer’s gotta do, man. It keeps me zen to hear the rain. When I was younger I’d only be able to write if I could hear a pot of water boiling on the stove. I don’t know if any of you guys have something weird like that, but don’t let anyone make you feel bad for being extra AF.
TBT to when @colleenhoover and I rang in New Years together. This was also the night @jrnorman21 texted to tell me I was his crush...as this song played. Don’t get all mushy because he was on a date. Texting me. #avettbrothers #avettguild #vanity
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