The other day I was in the mall and every store I went into was playing eighties and nineties music. HOLY! I felt like I was in an episode of Black Mirror as I mouthed the words to What if God was one of us, passionately enough to embarrass Scarlet. I mentioned it to the girl at the register as I was checking out at Hot Topic (don’t judge me). “We were all happier back then,” she said. “the world felt...better. So we’re taking it back to the good ol’ days.” Nice. I went out and bought jeans to support the cause. Probably getting a mullet next!
I don’t know if you guys are into meal planning, but you should definitely put polygamy on the menu for this week... some of the ingredients are a little hard to put together, but the end product is shockingly filling. There’s a link in my bio for the full recipe (it has a kick).
Xennial crisis: Dunkaroos, Carson Daily, Tiffanie Amber Thiessen, I Will Always be Your Baby, JTT, I Know What You did Last Summer, R&B, sun in, that thong thong thong thong thong. What? My name is...WHO? Frosted makeup, butterfly clips, LFO Summer Girls. Do you remember guys, do you remember? We’re my favorite generation. Give me your Xennial lineup...and get these kids outta my face!