I like thumb-holes, I like loopholes, I like assholes, I like Lizz-o. See that, I’m basically Eminem. Don’t box me in guys, I’m still holding out for a rapping career. A A Facebook quiz once told me my rap name was Centipede Shortcake. So there you go... •
In other news josh and I have a date WEEKEND. What! What!
I’m blissed out and ready to fall into cozy weather. Have I ever told you that I have sound machines all over my house that play rain and thunder all day long? A writer’s gotta do what a writer’s gotta do, man. It keeps me zen to hear the rain. When I was younger I’d only be able to write if I could hear a pot of water boiling on the stove. I don’t know if any of you guys have something weird like that, but don’t let anyone make you feel bad for being extra AF.
TBT to when @colleenhoover and I rang in New Years together. This was also the night @jrnorman21 texted to tell me I was his crush...as this song played. Don’t get all mushy because he was on a date. Texting me. #avettbrothers #avettguild #vanity